Today.

My kid was late to school today because of me. My other kid ate a whole bunch of Nerds. Like, a lot. I couldn't figure out how to work my Keurig this morning for coffee. So, I tried to make a smoothie instead. Couldn't figure out the new blender either. We had to leave gymnastics early because Regan had to poop. I had a bowl of Lucky Charms and a milkshake for dinner. So, yeah, today was pretty much awesome.